What do you say if your peeing in Ireland and spot a leprechaun?

Urine luck

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What did the leopard say when it ate the man?

A: That hit the spot.

How do you spot Will Smith on a snowy Christmas morning?

Look for Fresh Prince

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Why are there so many people in Ireland?

Cos' they keep Dublin and Dublin and Dublin...

Why is it so expensive to live in Ireland?

Cause they keep *Dublin* the taxes.

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Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich

What happened to wendy on her way to neverland?

She peed her pants (read out loud)

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Why do American beer companies always advise that their beer should be served cold?

So you can tell it apart from urine

What did the Sewage Worker say to his apprentice?

Urine for a surprise.

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What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a leprechaun?

The Easter Blarney!

What's the difference between a little guy with a pot o' gold and a big gathering where people's limbs are falling off?

One's a leprechaun and the other's a leper-con.