What do you say if your peeing in Ireland and spot a leprechaun?

Urine luck

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What side of a leopard has the most spots?

The outside

How did the tiger escape from the zoo without being spotted?

Tigers have stripes.

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What time is it in Ireland when someone farts too much?

Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty

Why did the pirate go to Ireland?

he thought he was going to Arrrland.

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What did Charlie Bucket say when Willie Wonka peed on him?

I've got a golden tinkle in my eye...

What does a scientist who has an epiphany while peeing say?

Urea!

Urine Jokes More Urine Jokes

What did the toilet say to the pee?

urine

Why do American beer companies always advise that their beer should be served cold?

So you can tell it apart from urine

Leprechaun Jokes More Leprechaun Jokes

What's the difference between a little guy with a pot o' gold and a big gathering where people's limbs are falling off?

One's a leprechaun and the other's a leper-con.

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a leprechaun?

The Easter Blarney!