Why is it so expensive to live in Ireland?

Cause they keep *Dublin* the taxes.

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Who's there ! Cam ! Cam who ?

Camalot is where King Arthur lived !

Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

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What's the difference between Iceland and Ireland?

A consonant.

Why did the pirate go to Ireland?

he thought he was going to Arrrland.

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What service did Michael Jackson use to do his taxes?

Pay-To-File

What do call an ant that helps you with your taxes?

An account-ant.

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What's the difference between Bono and Jesus?

Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono.

Why Ireland so rich?

Because its capital is always Dublin.