Why is it so expensive to live in Ireland?

Cause they keep *Dublin* the taxes.

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What do you call someone from Olomouc who's living on the dole?

A welfare Czech.

What do you call your Mexican friend living in Oklahoma?

Your Oklahomie.

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What's the difference between Iceland and Ireland?

A consonant.

Why is Dublin the capital of Ireland?

Cause it keeps on Dublin and Dublin.

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Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way?

We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right

What service did Michael Jackson use to do his taxes?

Pay-To-File

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Why are the Irish so rich?

Their capital is always Dublin. Hehe

What's the difference between Bono and Jesus?

Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono.