What's the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake ?

You can make a pet out of a snake !

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What's the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake ?

You can make a pet out of a snake !

What do you call someone with a large head?

The headmaster.

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What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse?

A: I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!

What's the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake ?

You can make a pet out of a snake !