Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet ?

It lives on ice !

Previous Random Joke Next

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Why do they call a bird that lives by the sea, a seagul?

Because if it lived by the bay, it would be called a Bagel.

What do you call a an Egyptian crocodile who swears they live in Florida?

In da-Nile

Polar Bear Jokes More Polar Bear Jokes

How much does a Polar Bear weigh?

Enough to lower your standards, I'm moonsoutgoonsout

What's a polar bear?

A rectangular bear after a cordinate transform.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.

What did the eskimo say when her water broke?

Oh no, my ice cracked!

Pet Jokes More Pet Jokes

What's the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake ?

You can make a pet out of a snake !

What did the diabetic's girlfriend call him as pet name?

Sweet pee.