Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet ?

It lives on ice !

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What do you call your Mexican friend living in Oklahoma?

Your Oklahomie.

What do you call a smiley face if someone uses it that lives in an igloo?

An Eskimoji

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What is the dumbest animal in the jungle?

A polar bear

What do you call a polar bear who works for Fox News?

A bad news bear

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What kind of money do snowmen use?

Iced lolly.

Why was the cake afraid of mobsters?

He knew they were going to ice him.

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How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast?

He foamed at the mouth.

What's the difficult part about having a dingo for a pet?

It takes 10 months to give it a good meal