What's Invisible and Smells Like Mice?

Cat Farts...

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What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

What is the difference between a portuguese woman and a sea lion ?

One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.

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What did one mouse say to the other mouse?

I get a click out of you.

What did the mouse say to the webcam?

Cheese.