What's Invisible and Smells Like Mice?

Cat Farts...

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When is the appropriate time to kick a midget in the balls?

A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

Why do Egyptian farts smell the same?

They have toots in common.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It only takes two mice to screw in a light bulb. The hard part is getting them in there.

What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?

A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.