Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

I don't know I have DirecTV.

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What did the fish skeleton say?

Long time, no sea.

Why are there so many fish in the sea?

They're always getting hooked up

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What an evolved soul?

How'd he know Me: The judge told him.

What's a woman who always knows where her husband is?

A widow.

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What lives in a tree and is dangerous?

A crow with a machine gun.

Why doesn't Mexico live up to it's full potential in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans that can run, jump, and swim are in America.

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What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?

A pineapple !

What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?

A pineapple