Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

I don't know I have DirecTV.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What do you call 10 politicians at the bottom of the sea?

A good start.

How do you cut the sea in half?

With a seesaw (I'll see myself out)

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did the mailman ask his girlfriend?

Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)

How would you define yourself?

ME: *don't let her know you're a delicious chocolate cake* Moist

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What's the absolute worst city to live in?

An atroCITY.

Why weren't you at work last week?

Me: Why are you living in the past

Pi Neapple Jokes More Pi Neapple Jokes

Why did the strawberry go out with the pineapple?

Because he couldn't get a date!

What do you get when you cross an iPad with a Christmas Tree?

A PiNEAPPLE! Get it? -D