Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

I don't know I have DirecTV.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What is white sugary has whiskers and floats on the sea ?

A catameringue !

What did the sea say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved.

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How do you know if a blonde has been using your computer?

How do you know if a blonde has been using your computer? When there's white-out all over the screen

How do you know if somebody does crossfit?

They are probably in better shape than you.

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What's the best part about living in a black family?

You never have to hear a dad joke. Edit. Just thought of this at work one day hope it's not a repost

How do you get rid of somebody?

Give them a ticket for a flight on Malaysian Airlines and hope that they will live up to their reputation!

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What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?

A pineapple !

What kind of apple isn't an apple?

A pineapple.