What did the fish skeleton say?

Long time, no sea.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Which two regions have the most people named John?

SEA / NA

What buzzes is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea ?

A bee in a submarine !

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Why don't hipsters like fishing?

It's too mainstream.

What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

Fish and Ships

Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why didn't the skeleton make a good lawyer?

All his work was pro bono.

Why do skeletons have so many kids?

Because all they can do is bone.

Long Time Jokes More Long Time Jokes

Why was the blonde staring at the box of orange juice for a long time?

because it said "CONCENTRATE"

What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend?

Long time no sea.