Why didn't the skeleton make a good lawyer?

All his work was pro bono.

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What do you call someone who knows all?

Nostril-damus. &ampnbsp Works better if you read the joke out loud.

Why do professors like stats and physics students?

Because they'll work for p naughts.

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Why couldn't the skeleton pay his bus fare?

Because he was skint.

How did skeletons send each other letters in the days of the Wild West?

By Bony Express.