What did the donut say to the cop?

Don't taste me, bro !

Why does beer go faster through you than milk?

Why does beer go faster through you than milk? Unlike milk it doesn't have to change color. Why does Budweiser go faster through you than beer? Unlike beer it doesn't have to change taste.

What tastes good?

Popcorn.

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When was the last time you flossed?

Me: "BRO, you were there."

Why bro?

Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF

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Why did the cop climb the tree?

He worked for a special branch.

When the cop asks you "Do you know how fast you were going?

do NOT respond with "I know, right !"

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Why does your face look like a donut?

me 30 minutes into dieting

Why don't Dunkin' Donuts employees wear name tags?

It wouldn't fit on their shirt.