Don't taste me, bro !
Why does beer go faster through you than milk? Unlike milk it doesn't have to change color. Why does Budweiser go faster through you than beer? Unlike beer it doesn't have to change taste.
Popcorn.
Me: "BRO, you were there."
Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF
He worked for a special branch.
do NOT respond with "I know, right !"
me 30 minutes into dieting
It wouldn't fit on their shirt.