What did the donut say to the cop?

Don't taste me, bro !

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?

Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears."

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What did the suicidal college student say to his room mate?

Dont leave me hangin' bro

Why did Eli Manning didn't react to the Broncos winning the Superbowl?

Because the fine bros would sue.

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Why did the cop stink?

Because he fell asleep on duty.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they just shoot the room for being black.

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Why do you want to work here?

ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.

Where do Irish people go for breakfast?

Drunkin Donuts