Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
To get a filling!
With jammin
Donuts
Drunkin Donuts
They glazed into each other's eyes
If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!
ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.
It's a Taurus!
Don't taste me, bro !
me 30 minutes into dieting
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
The ones with Jam in
Me: nothing. Mgr: Where're all the donuts
One of them already had a hole before the cop saw it
Wow!! Donut seeds!!!!
Astronaut-----
Put the ashes in the donuts.
She's a spitter, not a swallower.
It wouldn't fit on their shirt.
Because all proper tea is theft.
The one who can carry two cups of coffee AND a dozen donurs!
A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed.
Why did the man close his donut shop ...because he was fed up with the hole business!
The time of day he get into his BMW to go home from the dentists office after touching mouths all day
Because they always get root access.
But instead of a call center, they called it a lol center! So much lol, that it will make you fall!
I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.
Ohmlettes
Plan B
A pizza can feed a family.
You stop feeding it.
Because the stores advertise "Back to Back" savings.
Because Tiger is always bringing home crabs!
The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.
The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.