Why do you want to work here?

ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Where were you wanting to go ?

then not go, then go, then not go, then get bored and juggle

What does bread do when it wants to get married...?

It e-loaf-es! :)

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"

Pop,goes the weasel.

What do you hear when Bill Cosby walks into the room?

Zzzzip)

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do programmers and taxi drivers have in common?

They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud

How do I get to 280?

A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What did the polite bacteria say to the mouth?

GingINVITEus in!

How can you tell that the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling out of sides of his mouth.

Donut Jokes More Donut Jokes

What Do You See When Pillsbury Doughboy Bends Over?

Donuts

What did the donut say to the cop?

Don't taste me, bro !

Tumble Jokes More Tumble Jokes

Why do you want to work here?

ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.

What is a terrorist's favorite board game?

Tumbling Towers.

Crumb Jokes More Crumb Jokes

Why do carpets in white folk houses always need vacuuming?

Crackers always leave crumbs.

Why do you want to work here?

ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.