What do programmers and taxi drivers have in common?

They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud

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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

A. From chasing parked ambulances.

What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend?

Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.

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What do you call an Egyptian doctor who works on peoples backs?

A Cairopractor!

What Is Bluetooth ?

When your toothbrush stops working mid brushing

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Why are programmers bad at doing laundry?

They throw all their dirty clothes on the heap.

How do programmers like their snacks?

Byte-sized.

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How many programmers do you need to fix a light bulb?

None, it is a hardware issue!

What do Roseanne Barr and a battleship have in common?

A: They both need three tugs to get into their slips.

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What was the other reindeer's name?

Olive.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four

Taxi Driver Jokes More Taxi Driver Jokes

What do programmers and taxi drivers have in common?

They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud

Who drives away all his customers ?

A taxi driver.