A taxi driver
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They already know everything.
A taxi driver.
They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud
A Brazilian
One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.
Programmer: I'm only here for the foo.....................d
It ain't gonna be soft where my engine nearing!"
It's going well I guess. It has its usps and it's downs. Edited for correctness
Edit: I'm so sorry.
You need to take your vitamin Ayy.
He needed the dough.
Decaf coffee!
Because she had a frog in her throat.
Because he was Uber busy.
Immigrants
Skint Eastwood.
Punch him in the nose.
One talks with their hands and makes goofy noises at random volumes, and the other can't hear.
because it doesn't have mushroom to talk.
