A taxi driver
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They already know everything.
A taxi driver.
They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud
Oh well that's just uber, isn't it
Immigrants
Government bonds mature over time and earn money
Ripostes.
Because I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.
Are you talking to me?
You don't. To do so would violate her wish to not be part of the society she lives in.
Dear Sir, We are writing to you because you have violated copyright ...
He followed the shampoo instructions.
Maine
A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!
Because they lived once
A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.
He just needed a little bit of Clojure.
I need someone good to do mine.
