Who drives away all his customers ?

A taxi driver.

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What is six inches long has a bald head and drives every woman crazy?

100$ bill

Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"

Customer Jokes More Customer Jokes

Why did Renault name a car "Le Car"?

So customers wouldn't accidentally drive Le Lawnmower to work.

Why did the customer choose T-Mobile?

Because he wanted the worst cellphone service in the world.

Taxi Driver Jokes More Taxi Driver Jokes

Who earns a living driving their customers away?

A taxi driver

Why don't taxi drivers talk to each other?

They already know everything.