Why was that guy yelling at you?

flashback to me ignoring the "one per customer" sign me with a mouthful of cheese samples No idea

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Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why couldn't the guy with insomnia have an affair with anyone's wife?

Because he couldn't sleep with anyone.

What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flys by when you dont?

There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

Why does mom always yell at you?

Me: Marriage is complicated. 4: Is it because you're stupid

Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

Customer Jokes More Customer Jokes

Why don't many customers go to the tea house?

Because the prices are so steep

How did you find your steak sir?

Customer: Oh I just moved the potatoes and there it was!

Ignore Jokes More Ignore Jokes

What is the most-ignored rule in a convent?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten.

Why was that guy yelling at you?

flashback to me ignoring the "one per customer" sign me with a mouthful of cheese samples No idea

Flashback Jokes More Flashback Jokes

What were you doing?

flashback to me trying to find the actual Hogwarts* "Grad school."

What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.

Mouthful Jokes More Mouthful Jokes

How much storage do you need for a mouthful of dirt?

A Terra Bite

What flavor is it?

I think you mean 'what scent is it ' *with a mouthful of candle wax* -What