Why was that guy yelling at you?

flashback to me ignoring the "one per customer" sign me with a mouthful of cheese samples No idea

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Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy who hangs around a bunch of musicians?

A drummer!!!!!

What is a guy with ED favorite saying?

I'm going to PUMP YOU UP!

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

What did the gardener yell when his vegetarian friend visited?

Run Berry, run!

What's the difference between my guitar and my girlfriend?

My guitar doesn't yell at me when I snap it's g-string

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

Why does that sign say Grand Canyon?

Are you sure this is the right way Lemming: Just trust me, ok

How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

You take the pizza delivery sign off

Customer Jokes More Customer Jokes

Which format are the images you send?

Customer: "Rectangular 15x11 centimeters."

Why did the baker have so many customers?

He desperately kneaded the dough!

Ignore Jokes More Ignore Jokes

What is the most-ignored rule in a convent?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten.

Why was the Polaroid fanfiction ignored by the photography community?

Because it wasn't Canon.

Flashback Jokes More Flashback Jokes

How'd the date go?

Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.

What were you doing?

flashback to me trying to find the actual Hogwarts* "Grad school."

Mouthful Jokes More Mouthful Jokes

Where's all the microscope oil and acetic acid?

Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno.

Why was that guy yelling at you?

flashback to me ignoring the "one per customer" sign me with a mouthful of cheese samples No idea