Amadeus Vult!
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Petal to the nettle!
They were all petrified.
Wright yells, "Objection!' Rong is your typical Chinese man.
Duck!!!
Pillow fight!
Two. One to change it and one to yell "Ta-daa!" when he's done.
Run Berry, run!
He'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, "Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"
My guitar doesn't yell at me when I snap it's g-string
Sneak up behind it and yell BOO BEE!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
A right a right a right!
Show me your nose!"
GET OFF MY LAN!
Get another one to yell BINGO
uuuuuUuuuUUUUuuuuuuuUuUUUuuuuuuuuuU
She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me... lie to me!"
None. They wait for the electrician to make a mistake and yell at them for doing it wrong.
Both are yelling at the same kid.
Two. One to do it, a second to keep yelling, "You're lookin' BIG, man!"
Three; one to drop the bulb and two to yell "pick it up pick it up!"
Oh,the humanities!
In a Snow Den. (This is a joke. Please refrain from yelling at me, that he is not a spy. Thank you and have a nice day.)
Wok it off! Wok it off!
Yes!
Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!
Timbuuuuuurrrrrrrrton!
Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada
Because they have to use their Endor voices.
He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"
Watch a movie with him.
CANNIBAL!!!
An old man yelling at the cloud
Get another little old lady to yell "Bingo!"
When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.
She yelled back, "Because I swallowed them all!"
Have another 80 year old woman yell "bingo!"
Motorist: The light just turned yellow.
Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.
Not-a-Yeti"
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
Someone else yells "Call 911!" The blonde yells back "What's the number "
A: A clam shouter.
Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!
Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!
He yelled, "A u, fish!"
She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"
Ready or not, hair I comb!
Because he said Punch's line.
Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"
A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke :)
A femijizm
she yelled. "It's part of the design," I said, opening up my wardrobe, "Look, I have the entire collection."
ATTACH!
flashback to me ignoring the "one per customer" sign me with a mouthful of cheese samples No idea
Weeeeeeeee!!!
The blonde yells back "You are on the other side!"
Full speed ahead
Underlay! Underlay!
He yells He gets a reply "jean-claude van damme" All 4 of you,get out!
She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.
They have to use their Endor voices.
Me: Marriage is complicated. 4: Is it because you're stupid
So he could yell "Anna 1, Anna 2!"
them: YOU'RE DRIVING
Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter"
You *berry* it.
C-Eh?-N-Eh?-D-Eh?
Nunavut.
Hit it with a fly swatter.
Been awhile since I've her some priest and a rabbi jokes. Hit me with your best one! Mine: a priest and a rabbi are waking down the street The priest asks " wanna screw some kids?" The rabbi replies "out if what?"
Because it's harder to run in squares.
Nothing, it never happens.
lololololololol-- --lololololol
Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up
They were both caused by a message from god.
Because they never stand up for themselves.
I can't stand being in this
Second to third, because there's a short stop in the middle!
Me: A bad word moms and dads only say when they're mad.3:Me:3: Is my middle name a swear word
