What does Johnny Depp yell when a tree falls in the forest?

Timbuuuuuurrrrrrrrton!

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Why didn't the mobsters car parts fit?

they all fell off a truck.

What did the tree say to the lumberjack?

I'm falling for you

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Why do Hippies love Didgeridoo?

It is as close as they can get to making love to a tree.

How do you get a one-armed monkey out of a tree?

Wave at him

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Where would you find more Leifs than in a forest?

Valhalla.

How do really crazy people get through the forest?

Via the psycho path.

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Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

What do wolves say when you yell barba streisand in the forest?

uuuuuUuuuUUUUuuuuuuuUuUUUuuuuuuuuuU

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Why did Johnny jump off the Eiffel Tower?

He was suicidal.

What's worse: ignorance or indifference?

Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.

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What does Johnny Depp say when cutting down trees?

TIMBUUUUUUUURTON

How about a scarf?

Johnny Depp's stylist every day.