What does Johnny Depp yell when a tree falls in the forest?

Timbuuuuuurrrrrrrrton!

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What did the gang-banger say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes.

What's the difference between a 5 year old kid and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do a racist and an apple have in common?

They both look good hanging from a tree

What is your line of business?

Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

Which way do insane people take when they go through the forest?

A: The psycho path.

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Why did all the other toys throw RaggedyAnn out of the toy box?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"

How many acrobats does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and one to yell "Ta-daa!" when he's done.

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What is it Johnny?

Does Grandma know anything about car mechanics " "No, why " "She's outside, under a bus"

How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

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What do you get when you cross Johnny Depp with Nicolas Cage?

Johnny Cage

What does Johnny Depp say when cutting down trees?

TIMBUUUUUUUURTON