What is it Johnny?

Does Grandma know anything about car mechanics " "No, why " "She's outside, under a bus"

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What's the difference between an Elephant and a post box?

Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.

What's the difference between a refugee and a terrorist?

I don't know. I just build the fence.

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What do monsters play when they are in the bus?

Squash.

How do you get a Charizard on a bus?

You pokemon!

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What do you call a grandma that know martial arts?

A grandmartial artist. I apologise for any lost brain cells.

How old is your Grandma?

I dunno but we've had him a long time.

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Why couldn't little Johnny get the toy he saw on TV?

His parents weren't 18 or older.

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

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What is it Johnny?

Does Grandma know anything about car mechanics " "No, why " "She's outside, under a bus"

What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?

Toot and Car Man.