What is it Johnny?

Does Grandma know anything about car mechanics " "No, why " "She's outside, under a bus"

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My Grandma can unlock an iphone.

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I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

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What is it Johnny?

Does Grandma know anything about car mechanics " "No, why " "She's outside, under a bus"

What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?

Toot and Car Man.