What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?

Toot and Car Man.

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Why did the Cook cross the road?

because there were "Too Many Cooks".

Why can't Mexicans win the Olympics?

Because every one that can run, jump or swim has already crossed the border.

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What does Egyptian airport security have in common with Los Angeles airport security?

Both have LAX security.

What do you call an Egyptian doctor who works on peoples backs?

A Cairopractor!

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How do choo choo train go down many mountain?

It go "TOOT" then thomas Tank gives tug

Why do Egyptian farts smell the same?

They have toots in common.

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What do you do if you see a space man?

Park your car man.

What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?

Toot and Car Man.

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What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?

Toot and Car Man.

What is it Johnny?

Does Grandma know anything about car mechanics " "No, why " "She's outside, under a bus"