What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?

Toot and Car Man.

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What do you get when you cross a black and asian man?

slightly racist) A car thief that can't drive.

What would you get if you crossed a monster with the god of love?

A stupid Cupid!

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What did the ancient Egyptian cheerleader chant?

THERE IS ONE GOD, HE IS THE SUN GOD! RA! RA! RA!"

What do you call a fart from an Egyptian stranger?

Toot uncommon

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Why do Egyptian farts smell the same?

They have toots in common.

Why are Egyptian saxophonists all such good friends?

They've got a "toot in common."

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What do you do if you see a space man?

Park your car man.

What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?

Toot and Car Man.

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What is it Johnny?

Does Grandma know anything about car mechanics " "No, why " "She's outside, under a bus"

What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?

Toot and Car Man.