Why did the Cook cross the road?

because there were "Too Many Cooks".

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the Priest cross the road?

Because he crosses everything.

Why did the rabbit cross the road?

Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What was the first mention of soccer in the bible?

When Jesus went up for the cross.

What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert?

Bumpkin pie!

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

Why did the cannibal stab the chef with a toothpick?

To see if he was done cooking.

Whats the hardest part about cooking vegetable?

getting the wheelchair in the oven.