What the difference between... a dead dog in the road and a dead Frenchman in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the dog.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference betwen a blonde and a Lamborghini?

You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.

What's the difference between a waiter and a waitress?

The size of the tip.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when you mix a dog and a tulip?

A collieflower

Why did the dog run in circles?

He was a watchdog and needed winding.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road half-way?

She wanted to lay it on the line.

Why did the blind man cross the road?

Cuz he couldn't see it (Probly already posted but I've never seen it on r/jokes before)

Frenchman Jokes More Frenchman Jokes

What do you call a Frenchman in Colorado?

A French Fried

What did the Frenchman yell on the roller coaster?

Yes!

Skid Mark Jokes More Skid Mark Jokes

What's the difference between dead animals on the road and dead lawyers on the road?

Dead animals have skid marks AROUND them

What the difference between... a dead dog in the road and a dead Frenchman in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the dog.

Dead Dog Jokes More Dead Dog Jokes

Whats the difference between a dead dog on the side of the road and a dead lawyer on the side of the road?

There are skidmarks before the dog.

What the difference between... a dead dog in the road and a dead Frenchman in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the dog.