What the difference between... a dead dog in the road and a dead Frenchman in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the dog.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a thug and a phone charger?

A phone charger charges batteries, but a thug has battery charges

What's the difference between Rutgers and Rikers?

One turns young people into horrible human beings and the other is jail.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog who digs for bones?

A Bark-aeologist

What did the dog use to make his kite?

Flypaper.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

How do you tell a dyslectic to take the left turn on the road?

Turn toward your side!

Why did the auditor cross the road?

Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

Frenchman Jokes More Frenchman Jokes

What the difference between... a dead dog in the road and a dead Frenchman in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the dog.

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandles?

Philippe Philoppe

Skid Mark Jokes More Skid Mark Jokes

What's the difference between dead animals on the road and dead lawyers on the road?

Dead animals have skid marks AROUND them

What the difference between... a dead dog in the road and a dead Frenchman in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the dog.

Dead Dog Jokes More Dead Dog Jokes

Whats the difference between a dead dog on the side of the road and a dead lawyer on the side of the road?

There are skidmarks before the dog.

What is a good dog?

A dead dog.