What's the difference between Rutgers and Rikers?

One turns young people into horrible human beings and the other is jail.

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What's the difference between a church bell &amp a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

Whats the Difference between a Third-Wave Feminist and a Pencil?

The pencil has a point

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How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

have you tried turning the light off and back on?"

How are PCs different from woman?

I know how to turn a PC on.

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Why did the ghost go to jail?

He got arrested for possession.

What's the difference between a woman and a man?

A woman will buy something on sale even if she doesn't need it. A man will buy something he needs at full price. Then, what is the difference between a black woman and a black man? The black woman will steal something she doesn't need. The black man goes to jail because you can't hide diapers under a shirt.

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What's the difference between Rutgers and Rikers?

One turns young people into horrible human beings and the other is jail.

What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits?

Make it sew number 1!

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What technology are old people better at using than young people?

Life support.

Why shouldn't young people move to Egypt?

Because only an old GIZA would live there!