What's the difference between Rutgers and Rikers?

One turns young people into horrible human beings and the other is jail.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between my Grandma and the FBI?

My Grandma can unlock an iphone.

What's the difference between dog food and a hot dog?

I have no idea...

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What is the best part about duct tape?

It can turn "no, no, no!" Into "mmm, mmm, mmm"

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why did the man with a stammer never get out of jail?

He couldn't finish his sentence.

Why did the puppeteer get out of jail?

Because he "pulled a few strings"!

Riker Jokes More Riker Jokes

What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits?

Make it sew number 1!

What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One."

Young People Jokes More Young People Jokes

How do we know burgers love young people?

They're pro-teen!

What technology are old people better at using than young people?

Life support.