What's the difference between Rutgers and Rikers?

One turns young people into horrible human beings and the other is jail.

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Whats the difference between Paul Walker and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods has a better driver.

What's the Difference between a Wife and an Attic Door?

An attic door can shut up. im going to hell

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What's the difference between the Polish and polish?

No one bats an eye if you use chemicals to remove polish, but if you use chemicals to remove the Polish, most of the world will turn against you

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Four feet tall, fold back teeth, flat head so you can rest your beer on it, and turns into a pizza at midnight.

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Where do magical animals go to jail?

Azkabarn

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What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits?

Make it sew number 1!

What's the difference between Rutgers and Rikers?

One turns young people into horrible human beings and the other is jail.

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What technology are old people better at using than young people?

Life support.

What's the difference between Rutgers and Rikers?

One turns young people into horrible human beings and the other is jail.