What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits?

Make it sew number 1!

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Why is Bernie Sanders challenging his 49 vs 50% loss in Iowa?

I thought he didn't care about the 1%

What do sperm and politicians have in common?

About 1 in every 500 or 600 million have a chance at becoming human.

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What if I sewed myself shut?

Doc: Suture self.

Why can't you find good quality clothing on the Iron Islands?

They do not sew

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What's the difference between Rutgers and Rikers?

One turns young people into horrible human beings and the other is jail.

What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One."

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What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One."

What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits?

Make it sew number 1!

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How to make your wife take care while driving?

Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.

How do you print something when you've really got to go to the toilet?

You ctrl p.