What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits?

Make it sew number 1!

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What is the number 1 rule at a computer bar?

Always tip your server.

How many Anime characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only 1, but it takes them 15 episodes to do it.

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What did Captain Picard say when he saw the new sewing machine?

Make it sew!

Who sews really really fast?

Tailor Swift

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What's the difference between Rutgers and Rikers?

One turns young people into horrible human beings and the other is jail.

What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One."

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What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One."

What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits?

Make it sew number 1!

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How to make your wife take care while driving?

Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..