Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.
My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle.
He found his wife sweeping with someone else.
Dont worry, they'll tell you.
Because it is not called a teethbrush.
Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.
He was a good conductor.
unfazed*
Dramameme.
Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.
A pair of ducks.
Forget about it.
They both worry about the position of colons.
Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."
Ted can swim away from an accident.
One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.
Because she enjoyed being Ms-quoted
Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..