What's the difference between John Kenndy Jr. and Ted Kennedy?

Ted can swim away from an accident.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Catholic and Baptist?

A Catholic will say hello to you in a liquor store.

What's the difference between an Elephant and a post box?

Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why does Mexico never do well in the Olympics?

Anyone who can run, jump or swim is already over the border

Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S

Ted Jokes More Ted Jokes

Why did Bill and Ted join Islam?

Because they heard it was radical!

What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

Accident Jokes More Accident Jokes

Why did the clam get in an accident?

He was talking on his shellphone.

Why couldn't they find the cheesemaker after the accident?

He was trapped under da-Brie!

Ted Kennedy Jokes More Ted Kennedy Jokes

How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House?

A: He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.

What's the difference between John Kenndy Jr. and Ted Kennedy?

Ted can swim away from an accident.