What's the difference between John Kenndy Jr. and Ted Kennedy?

Ted can swim away from an accident.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a 1950s mental asylum and my fridge?

One's filled with fruits and vegetables, the other's my fridge.

What is the difference between sack of dead babys and ferrari ?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why do hippies like to swim way offshore?

Cause it's far out, man

Why does the Mexican Olympic team always do so badly?

Because anyone who can swim, run, or climb is already in America.

Ted Jokes More Ted Jokes

Why did Bill and Ted join Islam?

Because they heard it was radical!

Why did Ted get fired from his job?

Because he would only do the minimum?

Accident Jokes More Accident Jokes

What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim

What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?

A: She moved.

Ted Kennedy Jokes More Ted Kennedy Jokes

How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House?

A: He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.

What's the difference between John Kenndy Jr. and Ted Kennedy?

Ted can swim away from an accident.