Why did the clam get in an accident?

He was talking on his shellphone.

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What do you call an accountant who is seen talking to someone?

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Why didn't you talk to me about renting a bouncy house?

me stops jumping: You would have said no

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Why's the couch smell like pee?

Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."

Why couldn't they find the cheesemaker after the accident?

He was trapped under da-Brie!

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How did the turtle call his friends?

on his shellphone

Why did the clam get in an accident?

He was talking on his shellphone.

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What game do lesbians like to play?

Clash of Clams

What does a clam do on his birthday?

He shellabrates!