Why did the clam get in an accident?

He was talking on his shellphone.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What is cleverer than a talking cat ?

A spelling bee !

Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil?

A: Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)

Accident Jokes More Accident Jokes

How many monkeys does it take to write a Shakespeare novel by accident?

As many as it takes submitters to write an original joke. (by accident)

How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?

A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

Shellphone Jokes More Shellphone Jokes

How did the turtle call his friends?

on his shellphone

How do fish make calls?

On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....

Clam Jokes More Clam Jokes

What do you call a Cloyster that wants to learn the move Rain Dance?

The clam before the storm!

What game do lesbians like to play?

Clash of Clams