What does a clam do on his birthday?

He shellabrates!

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What did the white high school dropout get for his birthday?

A legacy scholarship for his second choice school

What did the fire say the morning of his birthday?

I'm stoked!

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Why do mermaids put their things on top of clams?

Because clams are shelf-ish.

Why did the clam get in an accident?

He was talking on his shellphone.