What did the fire say the morning of his birthday?

I'm stoked!

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why are you still using it?

Sentimental attachment. -It just caught fire. -Aww, just like old times.

Why did Billy Joel get acquitted?

Because he didn't start the fire.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What's darker than 3am in the morning?

12' noon in the cotton fields.

What's the first thing a cannibal does in the morning?

Grab a cup of joe.

Birthday Jokes More Birthday Jokes

What did the blind, innocent, sweet, paraplegic 7 year old boy get for his birthday?

Cancer.

What did the depressed pimp want for his birthday?

to be alone with his thots