Why do you look out the window in the morning?

A: Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why do you look surprised in all your selfies?

Didn't you know you were taking the picture

Why does a white guy go to a brothel?

For pleasure. Why does a black guy go to a brothel He's looking for his mother.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What do you call 2 guys hanging on the wall around a window?

Kurt and Rod.

Why do you look out the window in the morning?

A: Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why do police officers sleep with two rocks near their bed?

With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed

Why wont Apple ever make a car?

Because it can't have windows in it!!!!

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why is the Prime Minister not seen in the morning?

Because he is PM not AM

What do mexicans drink in the morning?

Dos Eggys

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does a robot do at the end of one night stand?

He falls off

What did you call a dinosaur that keeps you awake at night ?

Bronto-snore-us !