Why do you look out the window in the morning?

A: Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What do you call a good looking girl in Wisconsin?

A Tourist!

What do you call a good looking Lebanese man?

Azif

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

How many babies do you need to paint a wall?

It depends how strong you throw them

What do you call 2 guys hanging on the wall around a window?

Kurt and Rod.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did microsoft go directly to windows 10?

Because windows 7 8 9

What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast?

How slime flies!

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

When did she die?

My guess would be sometime this morning.

What's the first thing a Navy wife does when she wakes up in the morning?

She puts her clothes back on and goes home.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

What do golfers do on nights out?

par**ty.