What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast?

How slime flies!

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Which fly makes films ?

Stephen Speilbug !

How do ghosts fly from one place to another?

A: By scareplane.

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Why did Microsoft skip to windows 10?

Because 7 8 9.

Why did Microsoft go straight from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

BECAUSE SEVEN ATE NINE *drops mic*

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What do you get if you take your computer to an ice rink?

A slipped disk.

What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast?

How slime flies!

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What did the cowboy maggot say when he went into the saloon bar?

Gimme a slug of whiskey.

What did the slug say to the snail?

Would you like a copy of the big issue

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Why did the dyslexic man have slime on his face?

Because I told him a good joke.

How does a monster begin a fairy tale?

Once upon a slime . . ."