He Freudian slipped.
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Slip not.
Pizza because it can be slipped under the door.
They keep slipping off.
when it slips out.
There once was a fellow McSweeny Who spilled some gin on his weenie Just to be couth He added vermouth Then slipped his girlfriend a martini
It slipped a disk.
A: He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.
It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.
They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.
the beans keep slipping through the grill.
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He goes to a bar and slips somebody a Rupee, then gives them a Franc and some Deutsche Marks.
A slipped disk.
A. The remote control slips from his hand.
Slip and slide around.
A bananosecond
Sheer habit.
He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.
A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!
Going to kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the tongue.
How slime flies!
Because it saw the pillow slip.
When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.
A: He goes into the barn and slips inside a warm Jersey
Meowch!"
Two days seems like a long time.
Just another reason to teach your cat to read.
He loves a good happy ending
on a Freudian Slip
A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!
Trick question. There are no roads in Africa.
Let's get together and make some cents.
Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew.
An argument with a woman! And I'm in one right now.
He .
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.
Because it's traveling light!
A: Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.
opens door* Just wait until I get out there!! parenting from the bathroom
Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.
Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!
