What do spies say in bed?

Shh I'm undercovers

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How do you get an anorexic chick in bed?

Well, it ain't a piece of cake.

How can you tell if there's a mosquito in your bed?

By the "M" on his pajamas.

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Why did the spy steal the laptop?

It had a sticker that said 'intel inside'.

Why did the spy cross the border?

Because he never really was on your side.