What do astronauts wear to bed?

Space Jammies!

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Who stole the sheets from the bed?

Bed buglars.

Why doesn't anyone get laid on Thanksgiving?

All the coats are on the bed!

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What do astronauts get?

missile toe

What kind of gum do astronauts chew?

Hubble Bubble

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Why did the Englishman wear a tie to his vasectomy?

Because he wanted to look mptnt

What do you call an Italian guy wearing a flourescent track suit?

A DayGlo Dago