Why didn't the egg break?

Because it was wearing underwear.

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Why dont applebees employees wear watches?

Cuz theres a clock on the microwave

How can you tell retarded kids form the art students?

Retards don't wear Black.

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What type of underwear does a fetus wear?

Fruit of the womb.

What brand of underwear do zombies wear?

Haaaaaannnnnneeeeeessssss