Why didn't the egg break?

Because it was wearing underwear.

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Why do you think people hate us so much?

Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks."

Why did the Irishman wear two condoms?

To be sure to be sure

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Why don't black girls wear underwear to cookouts?

To keep the flies off the fried chicken.

Why shouldn't you buy underwear made in the Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout.