Why didn't the egg break?

Because it was wearing underwear.

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Why did the Italian wear handcuffs to bed?

So he wouldn't talk in his sleep

Why don't blondes wear mini skirts in San Francisco?

Their balls will show.

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What do you call the underwear of someone experiencing nocturnal emissions?

Dreamcatchers

Why Colonel had a bunch of underwears ?

Because, Brigadier General asked him to debrief his team.