What's the same between a smart blonde and a UFO?

You keep hearing about them, but you never see one

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Why do waiters like Gorillas better than flies?

Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter there's a Gorilla in my soup!'

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What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?

A: There have been sightings of UFOs.

What's the same about a smart blonde and a UFO?

You keep hearing about em but you never see em

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What's the difference between UFOs and an honest politician?

It is possible that UFOs exist.

What's the same between a smart blonde and a UFO?

You keep hearing about them, but you never see one