What do smart blondes and UFO's have in common?

You hear about them but never see them

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What is something that is always heard but never seen?

A member of the Queen's guard doing a single squat.

Why did the chicken cross the state line?

He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!

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What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?

A: There have been sightings of UFOs.

What's the same between a smart blonde and a UFO?

You keep hearing about them, but you never see one

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What's the same between a smart blonde and a UFO?

You keep hearing about them, but you never see one

What do smart blondes and UFO's have in common?

You hear about them but never see them