Why do waiters like Gorillas better than flies?

Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter there's a Gorilla in my soup!'

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Why is peter pan always flying?

Because he neverlands

What is green and flies above Poland?

Peter Pansky

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What do you call a gorilla that's hair is two different colors?

Harambre

Which book makes prudish Gorillas blush?

The Naked Ape!

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How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!

What is the worst thing you want to hear from a doctor giving you a prostate exam?

Look ma, no hands!"

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What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on halloween?

Happy halloweenie

Why do chinesse make such terrible Estate agents?

Because non of the customers are ever comfortable with the idea of buying a house with a Hawk in the closet.

Soup Jokes More Soup Jokes

Who is Superman's brother?

Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good

Why do waiters like Gorillas better than flies?

Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter there's a Gorilla in my soup!'

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

How many waiters does it take to change a light bulb?

None a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.

Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.