Why do waiters like Gorillas better than flies?

Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter there's a Gorilla in my soup!'

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why were the flies playing football in saucer ?

They where playing for the cup !

What do you call A man in an iron suit flying by the king of the North?

A Stark contrast

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

Why do waiters like Gorillas better than flies?

Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter there's a Gorilla in my soup!'

What does a Gorilla learn first in school?

The Apey-cees!

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

What is the best joke you have heard that was on the end of a Popsicle stick?

Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick

Customer Jokes More Customer Jokes

What did the waiter say to the customer complaining about a dirty bowl?

This is unacceptable.

What did the salesman at footlocker say to the customer?

Shoes wisely

Soup Jokes More Soup Jokes

What did the pig say when it found a fly in its soup?

Yum Yum."

What do communists put in their soup?

Soviet Onions.

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

Why do waiters like a good Marth player?

He tips well.

What did the waiter say to the customer complaining about a dirty bowl?

This is unacceptable.