What is the worst thing you want to hear from a doctor giving you a prostate exam?

Look ma, no hands!"

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What do we want!?

No daylight savings!" "When do we want it! " "An hour ago!!!"

Why didn't the hipster want to see the Saint John River and the Penobscot River?

They're two Maine streams.

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Why did George cross the road?

He didn't look in both directions before crossing.

How do you find the defendant?

Jury Foreman: Well...I guess I just look right at him. Why -- isn't that how you do it

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Did you hear about the runner who was criticized?

He just took it in stride

Why did the black guy cross the road?

He heard there was chicken on the other side!

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What's the worst thing about living with Alzheimer's?

I forgot

What's the worst thing about running 100 meters in less than 10 seconds?

Being black.

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What do you call a black man with a MD?

A doctor you racist.

What kind of doctors are like spiders ?

Spin doctors !

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What is the worst thing you want to hear from a doctor giving you a prostate exam?

Look ma, no hands!"

How do you study for a prostate exam?

By cramming.

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What do you call someone who does a BA in Arts, a MA in English and a PhD in Gender Studies?

A well educated Barista

What kind of sandwich is this?

She asks. "It cheese ma."