Why was Thor so worried about his hair looking good?

because he is a Norsissist.

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How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?

Look for gray hares.

What has two legs and looks like a spider?

A spider. (They have two legs and an additional six legs also)

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How do pirates get their hair to stand up?

Sea-men. My brother told me that

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair?

Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.

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Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.

Who is Thor?

A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: )

Norsissist Jokes More Norsissist Jokes

Why was Thor so worried about his hair looking good?

because he is a Norsissist.

What do you call someone who thinks Vikings are the best?

a Norsissist.