Why was Thor so worried about his hair looking good?

because he is a Norsissist.

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What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.

Why don't violists play hide and seek?

A: Because no one will look for them.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

When my wife does our daughter's hair: "How about a double French braid swirled into a fancy bun?

When I do her hair: "How about a hat "

Why did cavemen pull their women around by their hair?

Because if they had pulled them by their feet they would have filled up with mud

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Why did Thor sit comfortably on a cactus?

He has an Asgard ...I'll see myself out

Why wasn't Thor invited to his brother's surprise party?

Odin wanted to keep it 'Loki'.

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Why was Thor so worried about his hair looking good?

because he is a Norsissist.

What do you call someone who thinks Vikings are the best?

a Norsissist.