Thor Jokes

What's the difference between a stubbed toe and an Asgard hero?

Nothing they are both Thor.

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What do Luke Bryant and a Nordic breast plate have on common?

They're on Thor.

What do you call a Norse god after a workout?

Thor

Why did Thor decide to sleep in?

He was up all night to Get Loki.

Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.

Why did Thor not invite many people to his brother's wedding?

Because it was Low key

Why did no one notice Thor's brother?

Because he was low-key

Why is it so hard to find Thor's brother?

Because he stays low key

Why did Thor sit comfortably on a cactus?

He has an Asgard ...I'll see myself out

Why was Thor so worried about his hair looking good?

because he is a Norsissist.

Why didn't Thor like the party?

It was too Loki.

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How does Thor's brother like to party?

He likes to keep it pretty Lo-key

Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party?

Because it was more Loki than he wanted.

Why is Thor's brother always overlooked?

Because he's low key.

Why is Thors bother so secretive?

Because he tries to keep things Loki...

What did Thor say to the weaver fixing his cape?

What are your Hemsworth?

What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time?

I'm Thor

Who is Thor?

A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: )

Who would be Sub Zero's perfect rival in the Marvel Universe?

Thor.

What did Mike Tyson ask the really tired Norse god?

Are you Thor

Why did Thor file a police report?

Because someone stole his thunder

Why doesn't Thor of the insect world use a hammer?

He's already got a Thor Axe.

How did Thor's brother get his powers?

Just Loki I guess

What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her?

I aint no Valhalla back girl."

Who is the only superhuman Frozone can't deal with?

Thor.

How did the Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.

Why wasn't Thor invited to his brother's surprise party?

Odin wanted to keep it 'Loki'.

What did Thor have to wear when he broke his tailbone?

An Asgard.

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Overlook Jokes More Overlook Jokes

Why is Thor's brother always overlooked?

Because he's low key.

What is something that everyone overlooks no matter how hard they try not to?

Their nose

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

How do you get a Criminal to stop running?

Play the national anthem

What do electric trains and breasts have in common?

A: They're intended for children but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.

Workout Jokes More Workout Jokes

What kind of workout does Bob the electrician do?

Circuit training.

Why can't John complete a workout?

He tried, but it didn't work out.

Clothing Jokes More Clothing Jokes

How did the farmer feel after he ripped his clothing?

Let's just say he felt overall sadness.

What's Thor's favourite piece of clothing?

Thunderpants

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really ?

said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"

What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag?

A: The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

Norsissist Jokes More Norsissist Jokes

What do you call someone who thinks Vikings are the best?

a Norsissist.

Why was Thor so worried about his hair looking good?

because he is a Norsissist.

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What do you call a party with 7 girls &amp 70 midgets?

10 books of Snow Whites

What kinda vegetables like to party?

Lettuce turnip da beet!

Invite Jokes More Invite Jokes

Why should you never invite a boxer to a party?

He always throws the punch.

Who did the ghost invite to his party?

Anyone he could dig up.