Why wasn't Thor invited to his brother's surprise party?

Odin wanted to keep it 'Loki'.

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What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear ?

Whatever you want, he can't hear you..

Why did the poor art collector only buy miniature paintings?

He wanted more Monet in his wallet.

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What did they do at the Boston Tea Party ?

I don't know I wasn't invited !

Who's the best person to invite over for Christmas?

Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.

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Why didn't Thor like the party?

It was too Loki.

What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time?

I'm Thor

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Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party?

Because it was more Loki than he wanted.

Why did Thor decide to sleep in?

He was up all night to Get Loki.