Why wasn't Thor invited to his brother's surprise party?

Odin wanted to keep it 'Loki'.

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tummy, my X-Men!

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Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi.

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If you invite only one, you'll have to share your beer.

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Because the ice always Thors.

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Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party?

Because it was more Loki than he wanted.

Why did Thor decide to sleep in?

He was up all night to Get Loki.