Why wasn't Thor invited to his brother's surprise party?

Odin wanted to keep it 'Loki'.

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What does a code-switching trilingual Russian say when he wants to increase his bovine supply?

Mas cow.

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

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Who did the ghost invite to his party?

Anyone he could dig up.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when invited to the musician themed costume party?

I'll be Bach

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Who is the only superhuman Frozone can't deal with?

Thor.

Why did Thor sit comfortably on a cactus?

He has an Asgard ...I'll see myself out

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Why did Loki want the tesseract?

to get rid of his tesserection

Why does Thor have insomnia?

He's up all night to get Loki.