They've only gotta invite one family
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Trick question. Nobody invites feminists to a cookout.
Because they always bring boos.
They are always party fowls.
Because it was Low key
Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.
I'll be Bach.
The Cheetahs!
They're fun guys!
Haven't you ever seen pig's tie? It's filthy!
Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.
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He invited her over to net fish and krill.
What Super Models should you invite to your birthday party ? Cake Moss and Naomi Candles
Florine talent.
Because he was a fungi
Invite all of your friends over and have an oven warming party.
If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.
Because usually they're stuck with reservations.
He was invited to thunday math.
Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.
Because it would be a party fowl.
Because they always steal doubloons
Invite two of them.
Anyone he could dig up.
Invite an accountant.
Because it was already attendin'.
They couldn't afford it.
It would just take a few bytes then run.
He likes to keep things low key.
If you invite only one, you'll have to share your beer.
I'll be Bach
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I don't know I wasn't invited !
2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears
You invite two of them.
They only wear Trunks.
A: Women!
He was always fascistly late.
Cause he been solo.
Odin wanted to keep it 'Loki'.
They know how to raise the roof.
Namaste home tonight.
They're scared he'll try to dive in the box.
I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.
He always throws the punch.
Because nobody likes his company!
Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.
Because they're the ideal gas.
Because he was a fungi.
Because he is a Supperhero.
Because ghosts have hollow-weenies! Happy halloween :)
Boo man! Boo!
She kept objectifying people.
It was a little nutty.
He became an ex-terminator!
Guns 'n Roses
With a crowbar.
They demand credit for everything
None, broken lightbulbs have the rights to be treated as a normal lightbulb.
He buys a new house.
Heavy Metal!
Sol.
While the former is shared by most, the latter is richer.
He was a little shellfish.
An oxymormon
Christians are not-for-prophet organizations.
