What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?

Invite an accountant.

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Why should you never invite a boxer to a party?

He always throws the punch.

How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

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What do accountants use for birth-control?

A. Their personalities.

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He worked it out with a pencil.

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What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?

Invite an accountant.

Why do people like office parties AND this joke?

The punch line.

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What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?

Invite an accountant.

What's an actuary?

An accountant without the sense of humour.