What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?

Invite an accountant.

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Why does Tom Hiddleston only invite his closest friends/family to his birthday?

He likes to keep things low key.

How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all your booze?

You invite two of them.

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What does an accountant call a friend's birthday party?

x-post from /r/tax) A present liability!

What did the accountant do when he was constipated?

He worked it out with a pencil.

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What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?

Invite an accountant.

How about an office party?

ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess

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What's an actuary?

An accountant without the sense of humour.

What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?

Invite an accountant.