Why should you never invite a boxer to a party?

He always throws the punch.

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What did Noah do with all the poop?

Threw it overboard. it formed the UK. Taken from here:

How are the homeless like votes?

Republicans have them thrown out.

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Why don't Pirates get invited to Birthday parties?

Because they always steal doubloons

Why did Mike Tyson bring his calculator to church?

He was invited to thunday math.

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Where do you party on a ship?

Where the funnel be!

What did the cannibal get when he showed up late to the party?

A cold shoulder

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What did the monitor say when it got punched?

Ouch, that Hertz!"

Why didnt the asian block a punch coming to his face?

He couldn't see it coming

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What is the only breed of dog a boxer is afraid of?

A Doberman puncher!

Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?

because he is a Boxer