Why should you never invite a boxer to a party?

He always throws the punch.

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What does a corpse and snow have in common?

They are both cold and are hilarious to throw at unsuspecting children.

Why don't black pitchers throw three strikeout in a row?

Because they don't believe in the KKK

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Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi.

What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?

Invite an accountant.

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Why does everyone love when a ghost goes to a party?

Because he always brings the boos

Why do ghosts get invited to parties?

Because they always bring boos.

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Why did the director yell at Kick at the set of Punchkicker 5?

Because he said Punch's line.

What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?

You only have to punch information into a computer once.

Boxer Jokes More Boxer Jokes

Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?

because he is a Boxer

What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Painter?

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