Why should you never invite a boxer to a party?

He always throws the punch.

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What do a gang member and a redneck have in common?

They both know how to throw a good hoe down.

What kind of injury results from having an omega-3 bottle thrown at your head?

A super-fish-oil wound

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What Super Models should you invite to your birthday party ?

What Super Models should you invite to your birthday party ? Cake Moss and Naomi Candles

Why was the first computer never invited to dinner?

It would just take a few bytes then run.

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What do you call a party thrown by a Terrorist at a bar on a hot day in Hawaii?

A-lou-AK-bar.

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi.

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What did the monitor say when it got punched?

Ouch, that Hertz!"

What is Chris Brown's favorite drink?

Punch!

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Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?

because he is a Boxer

Why are boxers never late to their fights?

Because they have developed very good punch quality.