Why should you never invite a boxer to a party?

He always throws the punch.

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What happens when you throw a laptop into the ocean?

You have a Dell, rolling in the deep.

What was it called when the dragon from The Hobbit was thrown out a window?

The Defenestration of Smaug.

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Why does Superman get invited to dinners?

Because he is a Supperhero.

How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all of your alcohol?

Invite two of them.

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What do politicians do for fun?

Rave at the party.

What do you call a mushroom that likes to party?

A Fungi!

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Why didnt the asian block a punch coming to his face?

He couldn't see it coming

What's the difference between a Mexican and a computer?

You only have to punch the information into a computer once.

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Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.

What's pink, wrinkly, hairy, smells of pee, and hangs out you boxers?

Either your mum, your wife or you.