What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Painter?

Mohammed Dali

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What do you get when... ...you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

Why did Adele cross the street?

To say hello.... From the other side.

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What did the painter do when he was angry?

He made a scene.

What did the painter say to the paint can?

A lot of good you are . (the joke is that the paint can is empty)

Boxer Jokes More Boxer Jokes

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

Which boxer did Darth Vader put his money on in the fight?

The Thai fighter