What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Painter?

Mohammed Dali

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What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Painter?

Mohammed Dali

What did the painter do when he was angry?

He made a scene.

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What's pink, wrinkly, hairy, smells of pee, and hangs out you boxers?

Either your mum, your wife or you.

Why didn't the boxer cross the road?

He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line.