What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Painter?

Mohammed Dali

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What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out

Why did I cross the road?

Because your mom was on the other side..

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What does a painter do when he gets cold?

Puts on another coat.

What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

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Why didn't the boxer cross the road?

He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line.

Why couldn't JFK be a boxer?

He couldn't take shots to the head.