Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?

because he is a Boxer

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What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

What dog wears a white coat and does science experiments?

Labs!

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What did Caesar say when he ran into his friend at a music lesson?

Etude, Brute?"

What did the body builder say when he ran out of protein powder mix?

No whey.

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

Why is the oval office oval shaped?

Because the government cuts corners.

How many men are in each corner?

3/5

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

What do you call a ring of iron atoms?

A ferrous wheel.

What do you say to a molecular biologist who's about to step foot into the ring?

Show him what you're made of!

Boxer Jokes More Boxer Jokes

Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?

because he is a Boxer

Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.

Door Bell Jokes More Door Bell Jokes

Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?

because he is a Boxer

What do you get if you cross a bee with a door bell?

A hum dinger !