Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?

because he is a Boxer

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How do you know when your dog is a bad hot dog?

When it's pure bread.

How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the ram run off the cliff?

He didn't see the ewe turn.

Why are all those people running?

A: Why are all those people running B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

How do you confuse a blind person?

Put them in a circular room and tell them to find the corner

Why do people with the Flu stand in corners?

Its always 90 Degrees

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

Why was the Lego boxer unmatched in the ring?

He was a master of blocking attacks.

How do you know the universe likes Saturn?

It put a ring on it.

Boxer Jokes More Boxer Jokes

What do you get when you mix a boxer and cocaine?

A punchline

What is not allowed in the ring, but boxers do every night?

Hit the sack.

Door Bell Jokes More Door Bell Jokes

Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?

because he is a Boxer

What do you get if you cross a bee with a door bell?

A hum dinger !