Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?

because he is a Boxer

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What dog can jump higher than a building?

Anydog, buildings can't jump!

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call it when you're run over by a German?

Hunover.

Which is better exercise, chasing a car or running away from one?

Chasing a car. After running from a car you'll just be tired, but after chasing one you'll be exhausted.

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

When you're cold inside, where do you stand?

You usually want to stand at a corner, they're around 90 degree's xD

Why does a redneck hold a knife while driving?

So he can cut corners.

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

What rings twice and screams once?

Ray Charles answering the iron

What is not allowed in the ring, but boxers do every night?

Hit the sack.

Boxer Jokes More Boxer Jokes

What do you call a row of boxers?

A punchline.

Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight. :D

Door Bell Jokes More Door Bell Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bee with a door bell?

A hum dinger !

Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?

because he is a Boxer