Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?

because he is a Boxer

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog on the beach?

Sandy Claws Merry Christmas

Why are they arresting that dog?

What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why is it not safe to doze on trains?

Because they run over sleepers.

Why is Cinderella so bad at football?

A. Because she's got a pumpkin for a coach B. Because she keeps running away from the ball

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

Why is it warmer near the corners of a room?

Cause they're at 90 degrees.

Why does a redneck hold a knife while driving?

So he can cut corners.

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

What do LotR and Brokeback Mountain have in common?

Someone's ring gets broken.

What do witches ring for in a hotel?

B-room service.

Boxer Jokes More Boxer Jokes

What do you get when you mix a boxer and cocaine?

A punchline

What sort of undergarments does a succinct pugilist wear?

Boxer briefs!

Door Bell Jokes More Door Bell Jokes

Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?

because he is a Boxer

What do you get if you cross a bee with a door bell?

A hum dinger !