Hit the sack.
It's a wildly successful game that only has straight, white main characters (I stole this joke from somewhere but am not allowed to say where)
because they are very touching
Its arse.
Hit the Road Jack"
Pull off the ring and the house is gone.
Lord of the Rings
Either your mum, your wife or you.
He always throws the punch.
Because he rarely shaved the balls.
They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.
