What is not allowed in the ring, but boxers do every night?

Hit the sack.

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The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

Why does Brendon Rodgers hate Twitter?

It only allows 140 characters

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Hit the Road Jack"

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A hit-the-spotimus.

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After the ring, you wake up!

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B-room service.

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He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line.

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Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!

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They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.

What is not allowed in the ring, but boxers do every night?

Hit the sack.