What is not allowed in the ring, but boxers do every night?

Hit the sack.

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What's the difference between and elephant and a mail box?

I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.

What type of weed are you allowed to smoke during Ramadan?

Tajweed

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Why do people hit things (ex. TV, computer, etc.) when they don't work?

Well, it worked with the slaves.

When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building which one hits the pavement first?

A: Who cares!

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What rings twice and screams once?

Ray Charles answering the iron

Why did Frodo set his cell phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

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What do you call a boxer with an upset stomach?

Gaseous Clay

Why should you never invite a boxer to a party?

He always throws the punch.

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What do Santa and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack

Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety