Where does Santa get presents for bad kids?

Kohl's.

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What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear"

What did the horse say to Santa?

Nothing, horses can not speak.

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Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas ?

Santa Jaws !

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?

We don't know she hasn't opened her presents yet.

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Where does Santa get presents for bad kids?

Kohl's.

What is worse than three kids in trash can?

One kid in three trash cans