Where does Santa get presents for bad kids?

Kohl's.

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What's The Difference Between Santa and a Muslim?

Santa will be able to enter the united states next year!

How do you know when Santa's in the room?

You can sense his presents.

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke on his birthday?

I know what you're going to get, I felt your presents

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

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Where does Santa get presents for bad kids?

Kohl's.

What is worse than three kids in trash can?

One kid in three trash cans