Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC?

Because it was on old croc.

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How did the Irishman get arthritis?

By craic-ing his knuckles.

Why didn't the internit get any e-mail?

Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.

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Where does Edgar Allen Poe get his mail?

at his P.O. Box

What did Kellyanne Conway say about the leaked e-mails?

They're just alternate fax.

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Where do you get sent if you have a brainfreeze?

The iceeu

Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?

Because the lime was engaged.

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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator!

Why couldn't the alligator satisfy his lover?

He had a reptile dysfunction.

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How did Steve Jobs die?

From PC

Why did Eric Clapton make the switch from PC to Apple?

Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)