What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes ?

An Investigator.

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Why did Hillary cross the road?

What difference, at this point, does it make?

What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?

Swimming trunks!

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What does Sherlock Holmes do in the toilet?

He de-deuces.

How does Sherlock Holmes go to the bathroom?

OC By process of elimination.

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What's green and bad for your eyes?

An alligator.

Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC?

Because it was on old croc.

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Who did the crocodiles call when they found one of their own dead?

The investiGATOR

What do you call a reptile detective ?

An investigator Sorry