What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes ?

An Investigator.

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What do you get if you cross a river with a bridge?

to the other side.

Why did my wife cross the road?

To go back into the first clothes shop we went into two hours ago.

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Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?

Because it was More ER Tea.

What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree?

A-lemon-tree my dear Watson.

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What is worse than an alligator with toothache ?

A centipede with athlete's foot !

What have 70 teeths and 2 eyes?

An alligator. Now what have 2 teeths and 70 eyes -A retirement home.

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What do you call a reptile that works as a detective?

An investigator.

What do you call an alligator who likes to wear vests?

gt- () An investigator